"I did not intend to get this drunk"

Me everytime I drink (via upperslut)

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freeleech:

freeleech:

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officialcrow:

lindsaychrist:

maitrebate:

ive been on this website for 4 years, lord knows ive seen some shit but this is without question the WILDEST thing i have ever laid eyes upon

OH MY FUCKING GOD.

Nice


No way

officialcrow:

lindsaychrist:

maitrebate:

ive been on this website for 4 years, lord knows ive seen some shit but this is without question the WILDEST thing i have ever laid eyes upon

OH MY FUCKING GOD.

Nice

No way

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greetings:

me if i ever get to know my celebrity crush

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Wait Emma stone is my crush

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splantamello:

beeswarm17:

karkat-san:

karkat-san:

Why was Oedipus against profanity?

Because he kisses his mother with that mouth.

I’m getting really tired of these motherfucking jokes.

wait

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✌️✌️

✌️✌️

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lostinpersona:

L’Amour, l’Après-midi (1972) Dir. Éric Rohmer

lostinpersona:

L’Amour, l’Après-midi (1972) Dir. Éric Rohmer

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grvm:

when your friend tells you about their crush

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when you have sex with your friend’s crush

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yaesthetic:

rca-pwnage:

yaesthetic:

tell me im cute then fuck me

I will not. I will tell you that you are beautiful. Then i will take you to the park and we will have an amazing time and mabe stare into eachothers eyes and kiss for a while. Mabe we will take some time and stare at the clouds while we hold eachothers hands. And then whem it starts to get late, ill take you home and wish you good night as I kiss your forehead amd say, “I cant wait to see you tomorrow.”

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Omg.

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flyartproductions:

Eve, don’t kill Adam’s vibe
Adam and Eve in paradise (c. 1527), Mabuse / Bitch Don’t Kill My Vibe, Kendrick Lamar

flyartproductions:

Eve, don’t kill Adam’s vibe

Adam and Eve in paradise (c. 1527), Mabuse / Bitch Don’t Kill My Vibe, Kendrick Lamar

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